How did you get here...?

I thought it was about time to find out how people found me. Well what a revelation. There were some that I would have expected but....
"michael miller christmas yard bundle" .....eh?..who?
Ballet flats pattern? If you find some, tell me that sounds useful
Baby shower giraffe invitations? I'm sorry you must have me confused with someone who doesn't make jewellery.
But the strangest has to be "black hat society salem".